(14-3) New England Patriots 45
(9-9) Denver Broncos 10
Look, I would LOVE to spend an eternity breaking down this game and reminiscing over the pure, unadulterated beatdown that the Broncos received, but frankly this was to be expected. The Patriots jumped out to an early lead, got Denver out of their gameplan and then stepped on their throats. It was delightful. It really started to go downhill for John Fox’s crew on the coin toss… when he decided to KICK TO TOM BRADY. Way to put your defense in a hole John. I’m sure they needed that kick to their confidence so early. Brady and the offense showed some new wrinkles, with hand-offs to tight end Aaron Hernandez. Passes to Gronkowski and then the last to Welker in the endzone put that Pats on top for good. Go look at the box score for all the crazy statistics. I’ll put it to you plainly: Tom Brady was super pissed that some shitty quarterback got all the attention this week. Brady’s won THREE freaking Super Bowls. He will not be anyone’s sloppy second. Six TD's and a 48-yard punt later, we all knew who the better quarterback was. (Oh, and New England has two beasts at tight end. Not fair.)