Game 4 was Zombieland, ugliest playoff game in recent memory, saved for the green Kryptonite team by a drooling fat Swamp Thing, and a jabbering troll from under the bridge of deadly boring game memories. Lakers lost the map to the paint and forgot to play the 4th quarter. Marketing mavens are still trying to figure out how much money a round-ball jock has to make before he remembers it’s a 4, not a 3-quarter game.
Drained Bynum knee gives the weary L.A. team paint presence, and Kobe and Pau give enough for a pivotal Game 5 win, w/random contributions from the other guys. I’m hoping all wearing purple and gold basically mop the floor w/the vile anti-matter Boston green things.
Zombie Hunters 3, Zombies 2, then back to L.A. for the get-this-sucky-series over with denouement.
Keywords: 3-2, Andrew Bynum, Boston, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Pau Gasol, zombie hunters, zombies
