ANDREW BYNUM IS A MAN CHILD

Although only 20 years old, Lakers center, Andrew Bynum, is proving night in and night out that he will, if not already, be one of the best centers in the NBA.  Last night he thrashed the Pacers, dunking everywhere, including on the man he was rumored to be traded for in the summer, Jermaine O'Neal.  It makes me reminisce over the glorious throw down he had on Shaquille O'Neal a couple years back. With two O'Neals down, who's next? Ed O'Neill, of Al Bundy fame? Tatum O'Neal of alcoholic childstar, drug addict fame? Her father, Ryan O'Neal, of movie star, young Melanie Griffith-banging fame? April O'Neil of cartoon reporting, Ninja Turtles fame? 

At the rate young master Bynum is going, there will be many more foes posterized by his thunderous dunks. Furthermore, if he and Kobe can stay together they can no doubt put together some good championship runs.  At the very least, a trip could be arranged to Ireland for Dandy Andy to dunk over all the O'Neals of the native land. Shaq and Jermaine have been told already. This is a warning to the rest of the NBA and all of Ireland. Andrew is coming to dunk on you.